…that I got the better end of the deal.  But The Telegraph has published the results of a poll.*

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*And while the poll is about how men rate as lovers, where’s the joke in that?

Don’t you wonder how bad a person has to smell to make “smelly” a worse thing than “too quick?” I imagine if a man were smelly enough, though, the gal would be be happy for a quickie… she might even encourage some quickness. “Schnell, schnell, schnell, du schmell.”

Thank you, thank you. Everything I know about the German language I learned from Hogan’s Heroes.

 

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4 Responses to “Not that there was ever any doubt…”

  1. Sybil Law says:

    I loved Hogan’s Heroes!!!
    But this poll is annoying. What kind of slut got THAT writing/ research job?! :)

  2. Jodi says:

    tell me something I DON’T know, baby.

    Oh, Canada!

  3. delmer says:

    Sybil: I know NOTHING!

    Jodi: Maybe I should have kept the survey quiet. There’s likely to be an exodus of American women moving north now that the word is out.

  4. Nat says:

    Hmmm…
    Probably could have told you that…