A while back (July 5) I mentioned I was going to republish some of the things I liked as a way to help out new and old readers alike. And then I did absolutely nothing about it. Today comes the first in republished entries. Originally posted September 21, 2005.
This one is as bad as it sounds.
March 12, 2000
It was early in the morning on March 12th, 2000. I heard a little bit of sniffling coming from the bathroom and went to investigate. Jack was standing at the door crying just a little; he had caught his manliness in his zipper.
I freed Jack and tried to console him. “I know this hurts, Jack,” I said, “I’ve caught my penis in my zipper a couple of times myself.”
“When you were a little kid?” he wondered, still sniffling.
“No, when I was an adult.”
“Because your penis is so long?”
“Well, as much as I’d like to believe that,” I replied, holding back a smile, “it was because I was careless.”
Hahaha. I would have lied and said “yes.” I mean, if I had a penis.
Hahahahahahaha!
Thanks for the chuckle!
Too funny! My youngest is 5 and he once said to me that “daddy has a GIANT penis”. My husband was all proud of himself until he realized that my son also thinks I am a huge person. I am a tiny grown up. It’s all in the perspective I guess.