delmer on May 8th, 2010

I just made a trip to the pizza shop to pick up something for a sleepover. As I was preparing to pay I said, "I’d like to get some pop too." "Would you like some beer?" the lady behind the counter asked. And I should probably point out this is a lady who owns a [...]

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delmer on March 17th, 2010

Diane and I were looking for a place to have breakfast one morning. As we passed the Black Forest Restaurant she said, "That’s the kind of neighborhood place that might serve two eggs, bacon, toast and coffee for $3.95." She continued with, "I don’t know if they’re open, or even if they serve breakfast." So [...]

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delmer on March 29th, 2009

High winds had caused the trash can to fall over and make its way into the street. As I righted it and rolled it to the side of the road I heard a “clinking” sound. Men, as you know, are attracted to unusual noises – a new and funny noise coming from the front end [...]

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