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April 15, 2008
Toys! Toys! Toys! In the Attic
April is National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month. In order to help the Rape and Incest National Network (RAINN) raise funds so they may offer online counseling to victims of sexual abuse, sexual assault and rape, members of the blogging community have banded together to lend a hand by writing posts of a specific topic. You can read all the details at Kevin Apgar's site.
If you would like to make a donation to RAINN please be sure to put GBBMC2008 and Delmer Wells in the "Include a note to RAINN" box as there is a chance I could win something (I am less concerned about winning something than I am about helping the organizers be able to track GBBMC2008 donations. So, at least put the GBBMC2008 bit in).
This is my second RAINN posting.
This morning a friend of mine sent me an e-mail in which she told me about a recent encounter with her boyfriend. The e-mail went, in part:
I opened my drawer looking for condoms and accidentally set off a Rampant Rabbit. If this wasn't bad enough I had no idea which one I'd turned on. The damn things have four buttons on them which led to a few minutes of button pushing and speed changing and direction turning -- the poor man went white and looked like he had never been so terrified in his life.
[For the guys: A Rampant Rabbit is a vibrator.]
One of the great things about this is that she had not read my blog in a few days and had no idea I'd recently written about vibrators. What I think this says is that there's something about my look that says to a woman, "Tell me about your vibrator." [Just the other day I asked a woman to dinner and she replied, "I'd really rather not go out with you, but while I have your attention let me tell you about the Beaver Basher I keep stashed under the bed. The thing is huge and has to be moved into position by way of a pneumatic arm. I just got the zoning variance to use it last week and have recently sent off for the Disco Balls attachment."]
A second great thing about this is that my friend has at least two vibrators in her nightstand. I guess this is only fair as men have two hands (and I'm sure women would follow that statement with, "and an inability to use either effectively, thus the necessity of a nightstand full of vibrators.").
I mailed my friend to ask if I could use that snippet of her e-mail in a blog post and she graciously granted permission. And then she sent a follow-up mail that I'm going to assume is OK to snip: I also like the Knicker Critter and the Magic Finger.
Posted by delmer at April 15, 2008 12:34 PM
Comments
Dude! You joined Sexography. Excellent. Of course, it seems like quite a few of your normal posts would count as Sexography posts. ;)
Posted by: Emma at April 15, 2008 1:23 PM
Well, this seemed like the best opportunity to have 'Sex' involved in any part of my life.
Also, my mother and father have recently moved and are without Internet for a while ... there's one story I've been saving up.
Posted by: delmer at April 15, 2008 1:34 PM
"Also, my mother and father have recently moved and are without Internet for a while"
Mine have internet, even recently purchased a laptop, but they don't read my blog regularly. I think there afraid of what they might see.
" ... there's one story I've been saving up."
Oh, this should be a doozie.
Posted by: Emma at April 15, 2008 3:03 PM
and yet, i do love men. they are sweet. and sometimes clueless. hence the vibrator. whatcha gwine do?
Posted by: liv at April 15, 2008 5:56 PM
Emma: We'll have to see how it plays out. I hope it isn't disappointing.
Liv: Don't forget cuddly. A lot of times we're cuddly.
Posted by: delmer at April 15, 2008 9:22 PM