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April 26, 2008
A Funny Quick One
April is National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month. In order to help the Rape and Incest National Network (RAINN) raise funds so they may offer online counseling to victims of sexual abuse, sexual assault and rape, members of the blogging community have banded together to lend a hand by writing posts of a specific topic. You can read all the details at Kevin Apgar's site.
If you would like to make a donation to RAINN please be sure to put GBBMC2008 and Delmer Wells in the "Include a note to RAINN" box as there is a chance I could win something. (I am less concerned about winning something than I am about helping the organizers be able to track GBBMC2008 donations. So, at least put the GBBMC2008 bit in.)
And this might be one of those things that is funny only if you were there.
She weighed just under 99 pounds and I came in right at 215. We were both in our 20s which is only important to know from the position of flexibility; and I suppose that isn't necessary for this story at all now that I think about it.
We were in a bed doing that thing that the Missionaries made famous as they were bounding around the country whenever it was they were bounding.
As we were boinking I noticed we were moving up and across the bed a little bit. Some math (I turn to math when I'm trying to stretch things out as thinking of baseball just doesn't work for me — I only go to sleep faster) suggested that our current rate of progress coupled with my 20-something level of stamina was going to put her head into the wall right where two of them met.
In the end, but that's a whole other blog post, she had to cock her neck just a little bit a bit before we finished.
At which point she said: Well, it looks like we fucked ourselves into a corner.
Posted by delmer at April 26, 2008 9:08 AM
Comments
Come again?
Posted by: Dave2 at April 26, 2008 2:40 PM
You just made me snort orange juice all over t-shirt. Lovely!
Posted by: Bec at April 26, 2008 5:47 PM
Dave: About 25 minutes later.
Bec: I'd offer to pay for the cleaning but with the current exchange rate I'm afraid it would bankrupt me.
Posted by: delmer at April 26, 2008 10:02 PM
Ha! Awesome. :) I like your funny sex posts.
Posted by: Carly at April 28, 2008 12:51 AM
Carly: Thank you. I was fine with them myself until I read some of the powerful and touching things others had written, then I started feeling a bit guilty. (Not guilty enough to stop putting them in the blog, however.)
Posted by: delmer at April 28, 2008 9:03 AM
Priceless.
Posted by: Stacey at April 28, 2008 3:41 PM
Stacey: That was a very pleasant afternoon and a nice memory.
Posted by: delmer at April 28, 2008 4:13 PM