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February 28, 2008
A New Sex Dream
This you had to hear about.
Last night I had a sex dream and I was with a woman I know. There was no kissing, though there had been just the briefest period of pre-climbing-on cuddling. In the dream, following penetration I looked down at the fun centers — I always do, at least briefly, as I just think the whole thing is amazing (every time — and I've never almost fallen off when I looked).
At some point I started losing the erection. Not so much that it was going to stop things, but enough that I noticed. At some point just after that I had the thought, in my dream, that giving oral sex would be fun.
After that thought, but before going there, the dream ended, or I woke up, before reaching the exciting climactic end.
I don't remember reaching down and checking the tools after the dream. I normally do following a dream like this (it's just habit … if I wake up in the night I give everything a scratch) and things are normally in a state of readiness. But this time I don't remember checking.
And the female person? My ex wife.
There is sooo much wrong analysis that can be done here, so stop it now.
I fall into the line of people who think dreams are just dreams most of the time. I've had very detailed dreams come true before, and there's something mystical about that. And things that are going on in our daily lives influence our dreams. But I don't think each and every dream we have has super-special meanings. This dream, I think, falls into the category of recent goings-on influencing our dreams.
As for analysis:
- In the past I've commented that I don't have sex dreams with women I know because I have too much respect for them.
- I stumbled across the restraining order in my divorce decree packet on Friday and have been in a pissy mood since (Just typing about it now is irritating me — I was fine and happy during the earlier story about Assholes at Kroger. I'm going to have to set my filing cabinet on fire; who knows what I might accidentally read if I try to remove the decree and burn only it.)
Well, I guess that's all you need.
Oh, as for the erection thing, I've recently updated the tale of my hormones and that tale does involve some battlefield-conditions penis-hardness worry.
And, as for the not dreaming about women I know out of respect for them, I say that just to make fun of me and the ineptitude that I bring to the bedroom. Which is how I say it when I make the joke. If I actually meant it, then the whole thing would be sort of twisted, wouldn't it?
(And really, I'm a lot of fun in the bedroom. Had I written "Behind Closed Doors," it would have been a lively little ditty with a rock-n-roll reggae feel, not that slow-moving thing Charlie Rich sang.
Posted by delmer at February 28, 2008 8:26 AM
Comments
I'm going to say 1 word "snoring"
That is all ;o)
Posted by: Lady P at February 26, 2008 11:11 AM
How about..." News, Ex-Dream " That would be news to her.
Posted by: Darrell at February 27, 2008 8:26 AM
Delmer, food for thot. And...yeah...burn the filing cabinet..quick.
Posted by: Diane at February 28, 2008 5:53 PM