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May 20, 2007
Activation
So, I stumbled across this sentence in something I was reading the other day:
In men, light rubbing should be performed up the legs, through the hips, and then up to the area of the pelvis. If possible, use essential oils on the testicles. This has an activating effect ...
All of that is way more than is necessary. Just reading that blurb has an activating effect.
Activating?
I'm fairly certain that if a man finds himself in a situation in which essential oils … heck, anything just shy of battery acid … may be rubbed on his testicles that activation is already in full swing.
Maybe that should read, full schwing. (Read that again and give schwing a Wayne's World punch.)
Posted by delmer at May 20, 2007 10:24 PM
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So you've gone from an old classic like "On the Road" to something that has this in it? Are we going to have more....um...."highlights" from this novel that you will be listing?
Posted by: mikeo at May 21, 2007 6:40 AM
It was one of the Batman Gothic novels, "The Bat in Her Bellefurry."
Posted by: delmer at May 21, 2007 8:46 AM
They should also add the disclaimer that some guys might be allergic to certain oils and such. Then that "scha-wing" could become "sha-wollen!"
Posted by: The Phoenix at May 21, 2007 10:15 AM