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October 12, 2006
Vitamin Burps
This blog entry is rated R for language.
If you are easily offended, please turn back now.
Moe and Larry, the brothers mentioned yesterday, were driving along in Moe's car.
Larry looked toward Moe and said, exclaimed actually, something like, "What's that smell Moe? Did you just burp? It smells like you burped."
"No. I didn't burp. What do you think my burps smell like?"
"You know ... all vitaminey and shit."
(And that did make some sense. Moe was no stranger to the gym and it wasn't beyond him to throw down a handful of vitamins on a daily basis.)
A mile or two passed and Moe let loose with an ear-shattering belch.
"Since you're such an expert," Moe asked Larry, "what did that smell like."
Without missing a beat, and drawn out for emphasis, Larry said, "My c*ck."
Posted by delmer at October 12, 2006 7:14 AM
Comments
*snickers* oh, boys.
Posted by: dyna at October 14, 2006 12:17 PM