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July 13, 2006
Road to Prediction
Let's revisit yesterday's predictions and their outcomes.
What can we gather from this? Well, we could assume that my psychic abilities are non-existent. Or, we can assume that if we were to convert time to distance (and therefore, loosely, space) that a workday would be at least twenty feet long. In this entry I've stated:
If I could have one supernatural power I'd like to be able to see into the future. Right now I can see far enough into the future to know when someone is going to come to my office. But, I'm sort of at the end of a corridor and if anybody enters the corridor they're probably on their way to see me. Basically, I can see about 20 feet into the future. I need to see at least a day or two.
As you know -- if it's on the Internet, it's true. That entry has been on the Internet (and, hopefully soon, The Internets) for over a year, which puts it very close to being divine fact.
So what do we know?
Therefore a workday is longer, when reduced to distance, than 20 feet. Were it 20 feet or less my predictions would have been dead on. We still don't know the upper-distance limit of a workday ... it could be 21 feet ... it could be a football field ... it could be something far greater; but this is a start. As soon as my Government Grant comes through I'll get busy on coming up with a better answer.
In other news: The Running Man almost ran into me in the McDonald's Parking lot this morning. This man is sooo rushed that he cannot be bothered to follow the simple traffic pattern set up my McDonald's and insists on driving against the flow. He also refuses to take one of the first spots he comes to and has to drive 3/4 of the way around the building to get as close to the door as he can; he is, after all The Running Man not The Marathon Man.
Who am I kidding? He's a rude dumbass.
Posted by delmer at July 13, 2006 8:25 AM



