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June 14, 2006
Legguffin My Eggmcmuffin
Yesterday I had breakfast at McDonald's -- the usual -- Egg McMuffin, Fruit & Yogurt Parfait, and a Super Size Diet Coke. I took my tray to my favorite seat and set it on the table. I scooted into the chair, reached for my Diet Pepsi, and noticed my fly was open. And not just a bit ... all the way down.
I took a quick inventory to see what might be sticking out. I was worried mostly about the tail of my shirt (a pink one as it happens -- very much like the one Abe Vigoda gave me) more than I was the tools; based on the fact I'd felt no zipper abrasion, I was sure they were tucked away safely. (Hmmm ... with the fly down they're be no zipper abrasion. That's something to think about in the future. There might be some cutting.)
While we're on the topic, if you haven't read Jack and the Zipper, it makes for a nice diversion.
Today I went back to McDonald's and had the usual. As I paid I said to the gal taking my money -- the gal I see almost every morning -- "If you ever notice my barn door open, don't be afraid to say anything."
And she turned beet red. "I didn't know what to say. I asked Margaret if she'd noticed and she said that isn't where she looks. I don't look there, but it was wide open ..."
I guess we were all lucky it wasn't Friday.
Posted by delmer at June 14, 2006 11:41 AM